In the Salon (loud music and noise in background, finally when I got my queue),

What I said: “Not TOO short”

What my barber heard: TWO (size) and SHORT

And just like that in TWO (time) minutes we got a horror story. He was surprised that I wasn’t that surprised (not enough emotions) with the whole thing.

I guess he doesn’t know how common it is in my world where requirements get lost in translation (in those noises) and why I love Agile (on the flip side of the coin).